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I really hate myself.



lameborghini:

why do people expect so much of me i still have to use a calculator to find what 6 times 8 is




captainamerica-in-middle-earth:

e-zekiel:

consulting-time-captain:

aro-rusco:

santajackharkness:

theladythorki:

steven-stone:

i love how other planet’s moons have cool names and then here we just have moon

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petition to rename the moon

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this entire site is on drugs

This is my favorite post ever and I will reblog it until I die




seedy:

what do u mean “4 minute shower” it takes me 4 minutes to get the water to the right temperature smh




gallows-calibrating:

one time I had this dream that I logged on to amazon and my account had like negative four trillion dollars because i accidentally bought the city of Paris




monobeartheater:

modorrelin:

there are too many vines of cishet boys in wigs making fun of girls. we need more vines making fun of cishet boys. girls wearing snapbacks and basketball shorts like ”bro hold my AXE i’m gonna draw a penis on this board” ”yeah draw a penis haha *frightened look at camera* i’m not gay tho”

someone please make that vine







peregrintoolc:

I’m thankful for all the different ways I can eat potatoes




agirlinahellasweater:

POUR JUICE ON YOUR BABY. J UUSTT PP OURR J UCIICCE ALL OVOEOR RYOUR YOUN GG  CHILDD, J US T DO I T YO U PIE CE OF




tswiftmyspace:

My cat is yelling at me. She has abandonment issues. Mostly because I abandon her a lot. That’s probably why. So she’s being loud again. There’s no reasoning with her when she’s like this. Soon she’ll be all “forgive me, I didn’t mean it” and I’ll be all “How can I believe you?” and she’ll be like “‘I’m sorry” and I’ll burst into song with “You’re NOT sorry. No, no, no-ohhhh.

-Taylor Swift | Myspace Blog (2009)




nausicaa82:

americachavez:

"BUCKY IS THE ONLY PERSON WHO LOVED STEVE FOR WHO HE REALLY WAS"

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omnbvc:

i am demisexual meaning i am only attracted to those born of gods or who are themselves a diety. move out of the way assholes, i’m gonna fuck zeus




ronaldtherapist:

actual storyline from american horror story




fartgallery:

4/20? You mean 1/5 reduce your fractions did you even learn math




shego:

naturallybohemian:

This motivated me to study. Thanks tiny cactus.

I wanna eat it


MV